Nick-Neff-Cough
Club History and Other Tomfoolery

Nick-Neff-Cough has a brief, but colorful history...

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HISTORY OF OUR CLUB

On 9/17/02, an historic event happened on the PopUPTimes Message Boards. A group of camping friends accidentally assembled and spontaneously formed a new club without really knowing it. Here's an account of how it went:

It began with a simple entry from SactoCampers:

Regarding the popupclub name, I'm rethinking whether I like NCPUC or some variation of that. It just seems too.....blah. Looking at the variations of those types of names on the message board, it just doesn't draw me in. I'd like something with a little more character, something like "On the Road Again Campers." That conveniently makes a pronouncible acronym (ORAC).

A controversy begins to brew, should it only allow popuppers? Sammyslave chimes in:

I really don't give a rat's behind what the people that I'm sharing time with are driving or pulling as long as we are having fun. When I'm away from work I really want to decompress and be able to avoid any and all conflicts.

SactoCampers responds with:

Of course anybody else who wants to come along to our outings, regardless of RV type is welcome in my book...especially friends and family.

Y-Guy then submits:

As for a name I was thinking of the following, North Central California Non-Exclusive PopUp & Hybrid Camping Organization of Friendly Folks, or NCCNEPHCOFF for short.

SactoCampers likes it:

Hey, that's pretty good! Of course, the correct way to pronounce that would be Nick-Nef-Cough."

Civil War Buff is a little nervous about being excluded:

Now to the "name"....I believe that the creator has instilled in us the desire to be social, (by creator, I do NOT mean Creator, I mean Dave at PUT), to share our PU experiences and the like. In looking at the exclusion criteria, I think that if the trailer is included on the PUT site, it is admissible into the group. I like "Nik NeK Koff", however Brian says it.

Surfcal, a known rabble-rouser, joins the fray:

I vote for Nick-neff-cough. It's unique and I can't imagine anyone else has used that term before, so I think we're safe. The moniker will be the pride of the group.

Now it's becoming a society with a need for a strong leader. SactoCampers is on top of it:

Nick-Neff-Cough will definitely need some kind of spiritual/emotional leader...say a worthy consul or a grand poobah. Probably somebody who has gone through several iterations of tow vehicles and RVs within the last several months. That person should probably have two sons ages around 7 and 4 and be able to make ice cubes from his Nick-neff-cough vehicle. HHmmmmmmmm......does anyone come to mind?

So by default, the fearless interim leader is Y-Guy until an official plebiscite is held. But as with all organizations, there are other considerations. Surfcal and Sammyslave start us off:

We need to design a flag too.

How about a special finger sign along with the handshake. Have to be cool though so that the kids can participate.

Then Red Barchetta, watching from the sidelines, can't believe the revolution that's happening right before his very eyes. It is a special moment he acknowledges and is in awe.

The name and pronunciation are outstanding and unique! Talk of a flag, Brian has become a Google star now and probably will forget all about us, talk of the great and all knowing Dave, a possible secret handshake

Surfcal toils to come up with a founding principle for posterity and came out with this original PRERAMBLE.

We the Campers of the Nick-neff-coughs (or whatever), in order to form a more perfect camping club, establish Rallies, insure site assignment Tranquility, provide for the common Potluck, promote the general Message Board, and secure the blessings of Liberty to roll anytime and camp, do ordain and establish this Institution for the North Central California Non-Exclusive PopUp & Hybrid Camping Organization of Friendly Folks of Pop Up Times.

Struck by the profoundness of the message, SactoCampers endorses it:

I think we're really starting to make some progress.

Inspired, mnikoley (aka Nick) is moved, inspired enough to write a club anthem to the tune of the Battle Hymn of the Republic.

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the setting of the sun,
We have strung our tacky lights,
We have gathered all the wood.
We are gathered round the fire as we drink our alcohol,
Nick-neff-cough is camping now!

And the people saw the greatness of this new nation. Civil War Buff says it for all.

Please let's not forget that we can can have "coins" made up and coupons (like currency) and with all the rest we can make a very risky "Declaration" to the rest that we are special. A small army, er, I mean "security" group could provide protection for the group while camping and the like. I think PTown could head something like that up. Hey what about a "pledge of a grievance"? Wow, I can really see something coming together here. Hail Sacto, the Nick-neff-cough will live!!

In conclusion, CWB summarizes what we're all about:

"we actually pride ourselves in the sheer volume of food that a small group can produce. One thing is for certain though, it can never be said that ANYONE left hungry because "they" ran out of food at the potluck!!"

...and thus, the seeds of a camping club were sown..

-Surfcal

 NICK-NEFF-COUGH BABBLE

Establishment Clause:

Hear Ye, Hear Ye the honorable Registration Committee of the North Central California Non-Exclusive PopUp & Hybrid Camping Organization of Friendly Folks (NCCNEPHCOFF, also known as "Nick-Neff-Cough") of PopUp Times is hereby called back into official session. The Nick-Neff-Cough hath set forth the dates of November first, second and third of the year two thousand and two to be our officially unofficial third gathering.

We the Campers of the Nick-Neff-Coughs do ordain and establish this Institution for the North Central California Non-Exclusive PopUp & Hybrid Camping Organization of Friendly Folks of Pop Up Times.Whereas hereafter, by immaculate resolution a camping club is borne.

Mission:

To form a more perfect camping club.

Goals:

  • Establish Rallies
  • Ensure site assignment Tranquility
  • Provide for the common Potluck,
  • Promote PUT and its Message Board
  • Secure the blessings of Liberty to roll anytime and camp.
  • Revel in the company of fellow members at the community campfire. 

Bylaws:

#1: Nick-Neff-Cough dutifully and enthusiastically invites any camper to join our cost-free organization at their own risk.

#2: Under no circumstance shall Nick-Neff-Cough congregate at a Potluck function with less than twice as much food as is necessary.

#3: Under no circumstance shall Hybrid Holly's PopUPTimes "Ignore" thread be ignored.

#4: As a charter organization, Nick-Neff-Cough is obligated to promote Winterizing, California Style to those oblivious to this very important popup maintenance procedure.

#5: Inadvertently starting a topic thread on the PUT Message Board will be known as "Pulling a Holly".

#6: Any repair, modification, or malady solved shall be referred to as "deshnitzifying" the popup.

#6a Corollary: If any of the rapairs, modifications, or maladies solved improve the general appearance and/or luster of the popup, it shall be referred to as "dechinzifying" the popup.

#7: If you see any NNC thread that hasn't been officially closed moving toward the bottom of page one or hasn't been dribbled into for five hours, the next NNCer has to drip some dribble into the thread.

#8: Each NNC rally shall be branded with a catchy title coined by that rally's Wagonmaster. Previous un-catchy titled rallies shall be grandfathered into this bylaw.

#9: Forgetting to sign into PUT before pusting shall be referred to as "Pulling an Otter."

#10: Adding a new member to your family shall be referred to as "Pulling a 6Quigs."

#11: A post on PUT that is the first to rollover to a new page shall be referred to as "Pulling a Cottonwooder."

#12: NNC men do not giggle. We may laugh, chuckle, bellow, wink, nudge, smirk, nod, grin, chortle, snickle, cackle, or whoop, but we do NOT giggle.

#13: Generating excitement about a rally by indicating you will attend, and then backing out, preferably at the last minute, shall be referred to as "Pulling a SactoCamper."

THE CAST OF NICK-NEFF-COUGH

  • Worthy Consul: Surfcal
    • Previous Consul: Y-Guy, who has sadly departed us for the greener pastures of Eastern Washington. Of course, he intends to charter a sister chapter in the near future.
  • Official Ambassador: GSMx2/G-Whiz (who travel across the country spreading NNC good-will.)
  • Rabble Rouser, and NNC Scribe: Surfcal
  • Official Land Barge: Ab Diver (who tows with a Chevy 1-ton crew cab with lumber rack "that can carry my old Starcraft by itself.").
    • Honorable Mentions: 
      • 6Quigs (Chevy 3/4-ton Crew Cab, 6.0 liter)
      • Red neff Barchetta (Lincoln Navigator) 
  • Official Kitchen Nazi: Sammyslave.
    • His apprentice:  Nick
  • Official "I Can't Decide What Tow Vehicle/Camper I Want to Own.": 6Quigs, Who started looking at hybrids and with a straight face thought he could tow a 23-foot hybrid along with his family of six in a Chevy Astro. Better judgement prevailed and he ended up buying a crew-cab pickup and hybrid combo....all in the same day!
    • Honorable Mentions: 
      • CivilWarBuff , who started with a Coleman Nigara. He went to the darkside and bought a TrailManor. But at least it still folds!
  • Official Photographer and Celebrity of NNC: The Memory Maker, who was captured on a Christmas shopping segment of a premier Sacramento television news program.
  • Official Website Master: Nick
    • Supported by: SactoCampers
  • Official Long-Distance Dedicated Members: GSMx2 & G-Whiz, who travel from Ventura County to camp with this quirky group! They come to almost every event!!
  • Official PUT Message Board Posting Queens: G-Whiz 
  • Official Documentarian: G-Whiz
    • Whereas G-Whiz has been to all of the Official Nick-Neff-Cough Rallies.
    • Whereas G-Whiz has undertaken the task of documenting all of NNC Rallies in the form of a scrapbook.
    • Whereas G-Whiz has proactively aggregated everyone's photographs.
    • Whereas G-Whiz has consolidated everyone's pictures and postings and edited them to a presentable form.
    • Whereas G-Whiz's scrapbook has become the standard as the official documentation of NNC Rallies.
    • I nominate G-Whiz be recognized, entered and indoctrinated as the Oficial NNC Documentarian in the NNC Website. (-Surfcal)
  • Special Recognition (Boatman of the year): GSMx2, aka Scott Miller

NICK-NEFF-COUGH FAVORITES

  • Official Seafood: Abalone
  • Official Meat: Tri-tip
  • Official Scandinavian Delight: Hybrid Holly's Aebleskiver
  • Favorite Edible Heart Attack: Ralph's French Fries
  • Favorite Gadget: BAL Leveler

 

 

more to come.....

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